Canaries in the coal mine, drop.

shut up, shut UP! no more. i'm sick of everybody up in my shit, yes, i'm fine. no, i probably don't like you if i didn't acknowledge you when you walked in the basement. in all likelihood i don't think you are a real person. i would prefer it if more people were hallucinations, then i could make them go away. take this lesson, if you leave well enough alone i will probably like you better and if i'm not talking to anyone then i am not feeling my best and fuck you for making me speak. leave me be and i'll be up again in a minute. if i am sleeping, no matter what time it is, do not wake me up, i will get up eventually. if i pass out, do not write on my face with sharpie,  i will punch you in the face, because i will know it was you and i can recognize your handwriting. these are things to avoid in interaction with Alex. we're cool if you can do this.